Yaeli Learns about Teshuva, and has two important questions?

Yaeli: So Hashem takes my Aveiros and throws them in the garbage?
Abba: Yes.
Y: How does he know what my Averios are?
A: Hashem can see everything.
Y: Everything? (eyes widen) Even what’s in my pockets?!

I don’t know what she’s hiding, but at least now I know where she’s hiding it!

So Yehoshua asks:
Why does a Donkey say “EE- AAH?”
Answers Yehoshua:
Because when Hashem made the donkey he told him “you will have to work all day long!”
Replied the donkey “EEE!”
Said Hashem “But on Shabbos you can rest”
Donkey: “AAAAH!”

Shira: I want to be a Teacher when I grow up!
Abba: Great! Why?
Shira: {giggles} You’re going to laugh!
Abba: I won’t laugh.
Shira: It’s okay - you can laugh.
Abba: All right. Why do you want to be a teacher?
Shira: First - because I love to draw on the board. Second - because I like to talk a lot!

Can’t get any more honest than that…