So Yehoshua asks:
Why does a Donkey say “EE- AAH?”
Answers Yehoshua:
Because when Hashem made the donkey he told him “you will have to work all day long!”
Replied the donkey “EEE!”
Said Hashem “But on Shabbos you can rest”
Donkey: “AAAAH!”

So I’m on the top floor of our building, changing light bulbs in the hallway and my neighbor’s son says “what’s that noise?”
And I’m like “it’s the wind howling, you just aren’t ever up here to hear how loud and crazy it can get.”
So then I’m thinking, “wow, the people who live up here really have to live with this noise?”
And then it hits me - (no not a rocket, silly) - that up down up down tone of the noise is way too consistent to be just wind. (unless you subscribe the Darwin’s big bang theory, at which point incredibly harmonious natural phenomenon can be created chaotically)
So I ran downstairs to my bomb shelter room and turn ion the radio
“Air raid siren tests in and around Jerusalem today...”
Baruch Hashem , may we never know from such things. Not here, not down south and not up north.
Now, in Tehran…

Shira: I want to be a Teacher when I grow up!
Abba: Great! Why?
Shira: {giggles} You’re going to laugh!
Abba: I won’t laugh.
Shira: It’s okay - you can laugh.
Abba: All right. Why do you want to be a teacher?
Shira: First - because I love to draw on the board. Second - because I like to talk a lot!

Can’t get any more honest than that…

We went on a tiyul with the Yeshiva to Sderot
Ya know, to show solidarity.
Anyways the boys had a great time, and so did mine.
Here he is on the rooftop of the Yeshiva that their building in Sderot.
3 Floors of bomb shelter walls, so the boys dont have to leave the beis medrash when the siren goes off.
LHagdil Torah VYadir

Baruch Hashem, his lungs are clean.
The Doctor gave us moxypen, and we’re hoping his fever will be down shortly.
In the meanwhile, he’s bouncing around smiling and dancing.
In case you don’t believe me - here’s the picture.